Las Vegas Sex Boutique Believes Dildo Thief is Hardened Criminal

The headlines were attention-getting: “Man Steals Massive Dildo From Las Vegas Sex Shop.”

A thief did, in fact, walk off with a three-foot, 40-pound sex toy at a popular Las Vegas store, Deja Vu Love Boutique.

The penis pilfering happened July 14, 2020.

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Here, the thief is seen casing the joint.

Here’s video, courtesy of TMZ.

We thought the story was hysterical (no surprise there), but the hilarity was tainted by a conversation with a Deja Vu Love Boutique staffer.

See, the sex toy, called the “Moby Dick,” described as “lovingly detailed and crafted for realism,” is valued at $1,250.

That’s a significant loss for any business, and we learned this isn’t the first time this particular knob robber has struck at Deja Vu.

Workers at the store believe he’s taken other big ticket items, one valued at $2,800.

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Shop staff is convinced the suspect has committed a series of thefts along the same vein.

Not only is Deja Vu being shafted, the value of these items makes the crime a class D felony (the cut-off is $1,200).

Once the putz purloiner is apprehended, he could be facing hard time.

The search for the “Dildo Bandit” has been made even more difficult because of the prevalence of masks.

Despite the ballsy suspect being the target of an ongoing law enforcement probe, Metro has come up short to-date.

Deja Vu has upped the ante by offering a reward for information leading to the arrest of this brazen phallus filcher.

In the meantime, keep your eyes peeled, “Pawn Stars” crew!

16 thoughts on “Las Vegas Sex Boutique Believes Dildo Thief is Hardened Criminal

  1. Mike Alexakis

    Has anyone seen Anthony Weiner? All these dick pix and Metro is petering out? Oh sorry, gotta go, a package is arriving, I ordered a Texas Instrument, my wallet is bulging with all these casinos closed in my area…

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  2. Mike Alexakis

    Tip for the detectives: Rule out anyone living in a bachelor apartment, the thing is huge, no small unit can handle it… I would check in with the military, this fella looks like he has had some honorary discharge…

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  3. BST

    Thank’s for the laughs with your wonderful play on words 🙂 🙂
    I hope they eventually find him – what a lo-down jerk , do let us know.

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  4. Mark A. Erichson

    If that guy manages to mule his stolen loot through TSA, I hope there’s a lot of turbulence on his flight.

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  5. alligatorade

    That has to be one of the most genius publicity stunts ever dreamed up. I’m sure they gained at least a dozen or so new customers from Scott’s post alone.

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