Today’s Sage Las Vegas Advice, Courtesy of an Overpriced, Hastily-Designed T-Shirt

Sometimes, the wisest Las Vegas advice comes in the form of a T-shirt somebody in a drunken stupor might actually purchase, thus donating $2 to this blog’s classic Batman slot machine fund.

Las Vegas T-shirt
We made this. With the assistance of textile workers in Third World countries, of course.

Here’s the link to purchase this one-of-a-kind Las Vegas collectible. Seriously, you believe everything you read on the Internet?