Vital Vegas

The Best Las Vegas Development Project, Ever

Lots of Las Vegas developments delayed due to the economic crisis are springing back to life now!

We’re holding out hope this particular development project will be back, because it just might be the perfect project for Las Vegas.

Wait for it.

“Why is it perfect for Las Vegas?” you ask, petulantly.

Well, “teton” means “teat” (or boob) in French. (Hence, the Grand Tetons means “big boobs,” because of the mountain range’s shape.) “Promenade,” of course, can mean “dance.”

So, “Promenade Teton” would mean “booby dance.” We understand there are establishments in Las Vegas capable of providing just that.

Fingers crossed.