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Six New Things at the Zombie Apocalypse Store

First things first. Yes, Las Vegas has a Zombie Apocalypse Store. It’s awesome. It’s a store devoted entirely to the inevitable zombie invasion that lies before us, and it’s just five minutes from The Strip.

Things are about to get crossbow-y.

The store boasts a vast collection of survival gear and all-things-zombie. So, when the “walkers” show up, you’ll be ready! Here’s a look at six new things at the Zombie Apocalypse Store since our last visit.

1. Zombie Incinerator

This fun diversion lets you torch a zombie for a buck, complete with a video monitor, sound effects and smoke that emanates from the zombie quarantine chamber.

Burn, baby, burn.

2. Pink Machetes

Just because you’re being terrorized by the undead doesn’t mean you can’t be fashionable while you’re fending them off. Bonus: Also useful as a timeshare salesperson deterrent.

Hacking zombies just got seriously adorbs.

3. 3-D Zombie Photo Studio

The Zombie Apocalypse Store has a fancy new photo studio, complete with a green screen, costumes and props (like swords and guns, naturally).

Gear up and create some borderline creepy Las Vegas memories.

The resulting 3-D photos are pretty freaky. At $25 a pop, they’ll take a bite out of your wallet (see what we did there?), but money will have no value when we’re fighting off the zombie hordes, so live a little.

Our photo doesn’t do it justice.

4. Zombie Beater T-Shirt

We’re pretty sure this tee isn’t PC, but we don’t make up the news, we just report it.

We don’t feel right sharing this zombie beater T-shirt. Probably.

5. Zombie Shooting Gallery

This arcade-style shooting gallery seems a natural for the Zombie Apocalypse Store. Time to take out some “geeks.”

Note: No flash photography allowed. The light-sensitive targets go berserk.

6. Twinkies Dispenser

It’s a great way to end any visit to the Zombie Apocalypse Store, while serving as a reminder to enjoy the little things in life while we still can.

Welcome back to our fat-laden little friends.

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