Rose. Rabbit. Lie. and “Vegas Nocturne,” Just the Right Amount of OMFG

In Las Vegas, hype often overshadows reality. Ever taste real Kobe beef? Meh.

In the case of Rose. Rabbit. Lie. at Cosmopolitan Las Vegas, however, we’d submit there hasn’t been nearly enough hype, because at this utterly unique nightlife venue, every possible expectation is surpassed.

Rose. Rabbit. Lie. is equal parts quality, charm, creativity and humor, the melding of which results in a remarkable dining, entertainment and nightlife experience.

Rose. Rabbit. Lie.

It’s sort of like the Bat signal, but for contortionists and cocktails.

That said, we should start with an obvious question: “What, exactly, is it?”

Yes, Rose. Rabbit. Lie. is a weird name, granted. Too many periods. But let’s get past that. Rose. Rabbit. Lie. is, simply, a venue at The Cosmo. Within the venue is a restaurant, bars, a show called “Vegas Nocturne,” and later in the evening, a nightclub. Knowing what it is, though, doesn’t do it justice.

This sort of does it justice: You will simply not find a more captivating, memorable evening out in Las Vegas. Or, what the hell, anywhere.

Vegas Nocturne

We hope we don’t leave anything out. Nocturnal omissions are embarrassing.

Every moment of a visit to Rose. Rabbit. Lie. is masterfully orchestrated. Or more accurately, curated. Every detail is expertly concocted to provide surprise after surprise, resulting in a level of satisfaction you can’t easily put a value on. Shows are shows. Food is food. But, somehow, Rose. Rabbit. Lie. and “Vegas Nocturne” bring together an experience where the service is extraordinary, the food is on par with any of the finest in the city, the atmosphere is electric and contagious, and the entertainment will leave you ravenous for more.

Let’s break it down, shall we?

Much of the offerings at Rose. Rabbit. Lie. can be done as a package or a la carte (French for “we don’t speak French, sorry”). You can just have dinner. You can just see “Vegas Nocturne.” You can just do a bar or the nightclub. To get your full measure of euphoria, you should do the whole thing, starting with dinner.

When you arrive, you encounter a series of doors, five in all. Each of the doors leads to a different room. Each one serves a different purpose, and each one has a distinctive vibe. Those rooms are the Library, Music Room, Swimming Pool, the Study and the Ballroom where “Vegas Nocturne” happens. (More photos below, of course.)

Rose. Rabbit. Lie.

If this were a TV game show, no matter which door you picked, you’d win.

Dinner is served in the Library. Nobody seems to know why it’s called that, as there is not a single book to be found.

Rose. Rabbit. Lie. serves up fine dining without pretense. Every dish manages to remind us mortals how common and forgettable our everyday food is.

Rose. Rabbit. Lie.

Seriously uncommon caviar tacos.

The menu is divided into these sections: Herbivore’s Delight, From the Sea, Plates Around the Table, Pearls for a Spoon and Feast. The bulk of the menu consists of small plates, with prices ranging from $5 to $35. (In the Feast section, there’s an indulgent Whole Roasted Giant Alaskan Red King Crab for $1,200, just to ensure the high rollers have a way to show off their bankroll.)

Heavenly eggs

Heavenly Eggs, with black winter truffle and egg custard. Just dip something in it, already. And don’t eat the decorative salt, heathen.

Each dish seems to have been devised by a team of culinary masterminds. Every single dish is meticulously prepared, served by knowledgeable servers who, gasp, seem to be enjoying what they do.

We love small plates because you get to avoid committing to anything. There’s so much to love here, we can’t begin to pick any favorite dish. From the herb brioche rolls to the Waldorf salad and lobster cocktail, from the gnocchi to the caviar tacos (don’t freak out, they’re just $15 each), each bite is better than the last.

Caviar flatbread

The caviar flatbread has a 63-degree egg, bacon and thyme. It’s so much better than it sounds.

The salads are super fresh and full of surprises, like everything else at Rose. Rabbit. Lie. The Crispy Oyster Rockefeller made us reconsider our lifelong ban on anything even remotely the texture of oysters.

Oyster Rockefeller

They had us at “house-cured bacon.”

There was no way we had room for dessert, but those offerings are intriguing, too. Oeufs a la Neige, Pine Nut Mousse, Valrhona Caramelia Chocolate, Black Truffle Ice Cream Sundae, a Chocolate Terrarium and more. Do we know what half of those are? No? Do we trust Rose. Rabbit. Lie. to deliver something great? Of course.

The cocktails at Rose. Rabbit. Lie. are extraordinary, too. We might not know a fricassee from a torchon, but we know a little something about hooch.

Our waiter recommended the Monkey Gland, so we went with it. Tanqueray Malacca gin, pomegranate nectar, lime, Absinthe and orange foam. Crazy good.

Monkey Gland cocktail

No actual glands were used in the making of this cocktail.

In terms of price, the cocktails are a bit of a knee to the nads, in the $16 range, but we’re talking excellence in mixology here, so indulge, pace yourself and savor every sip. There are cocktails on draught, the Moscow Mule and La Paloma, as well as cocktail flasks ($45), especially useful if you’re taking a cocktail in to the show.

We may also have had a Fuzzy Navel. A couple of drinks in, one’s note-taking suffers a bit.

Fuzzy navel cocktail

We’re a little fuzzy on whether this was the Fuzzy Navel. Whatever it was, it rocked.

We should mention the wine list at Rose. Rabbit. Lie. has several hundred selections, so again, pace yourself.

At this juncture, we should talk about the atmosphere. While dining, guests are treated to some incredible live music. In an adjoining room (the Music Room), a small band plays jazz versions of top 40 songs. Amazing.

Jazz

Ask these guys to play Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky.” Unbelievable.

Also, at various points, roaming entertainers who also appear in “Vegas Nocturne” roam into The Library and Music Room to perform snippets of their acts. This free-flowing blend of food and drink and music and variety performances is what gives Rose. Rabbit. Lie. much of its mystique and appeal.

Rose. Rabbit. Lie.

When in doubt, get on the piano. Or an organ. Whatever, it’s Vegas.

There are three performances of “Vegas Nocturne” at Rose. Rabbit. Lie. Each of the performances is different, with variety acts rotating between them. A lovely touch is if you’re dining, a staffer will actually seek you out to make sure you get into the show on time.

Vegas Nocturne

It’s showtime.

Until recently, “Vegas Nocture” showed at 8:00 p.m., 10:00 p.m. and midnight, but now the shows take place at 7:30 p.m., 9:30 p.m. and midnight. Rose. Rabbit. Lie. calls these different shows “cantos,” but feel free to give them a fancy label of your own. Chapters? Movements? Steve. You could just call them Steve.

“Vegas Nocturne” is what you’d expect from the masters of mayhem behind the successful “Absinthe” at Caesars Palace. It’s irreverent, and the acts are truly top-notch.

Vegas Nocturne

You were always on my mind.

The quirky performers range from contortionists to acrobats to balancing acts and aerialists. The shows are hosted by a cast of eccentric characters.

A stand-out was Captain Frodo, a hysterical physical comedian whose entire act consists of putting his body through tennis rackets. Again, doesn’t do it justice. Brilliant.

Captain Frodo

Captain Frodo is probably not an actual Captain, but in our heart, he’s the Admiral of Funny.

After the show, guests get to explore rooms they may not have seen and try more of those delicious signature cocktails.

So, as we said, dinner is served in the Library.

The Library

You won’t want to leave the Library, but try.

The Music Room has (wait for it) music and occasional entertainment.

Music Room

The Music Room can get a little wild.

The Study is an intimate bar.

The Study

The correct guess is Captain Frodo, in the Study with a tennis racket.

The Swimming Pool room is probably our favorite. It’s named that because the floor is covered with tile from, wait for it again, a swimming pool. Here, you’re in a lounge that’s actually the backstage area for “Vegas Nocturne.”

Swimming Pool room

We could just hang out here all night. Or all week. Whichever.

A stage revolves, taking acts out to where the show is being performed. Besides being a fascinating look at the inner workings of “Vegas Nocturne,” the performers do snippets of their act before they go on, so again, entertainment blends with nightlife.

Rose. Rabbit. Lie.

Like a Lazy Susan, but with variety acts instead of condiments.

We didn’t stay for the nightclub to unfold, as we’re not particularly a nightclub person, but we have no reason to believe it’s not a good time, too.

Vegas Nocturne

Oh, and we can’t leave out this bendy woman. More OMFG.

Overall, Rose. Rabbit. Lie. has raised the bar almost impossibly high in terms of Las Vegas nightlife. Find out more at the official site.

It’s touted as being a “social experiment.” We’re not sure what that means, because it’s hardly an experiment. Rose. Rabbit. Lie. has dining, libations and entertainment down to a science.

Call Rose. Rabbit. Lie. what you want. We call it a revelation.

Rose. Rabbit. Lie. and "Vegas Nocturne"

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12 thoughts on “Rose. Rabbit. Lie. and “Vegas Nocturne,” Just the Right Amount of OMFG

  1. John Colson

    We (Mrs Colson and I) are really, REALLY looking forward to this. We aren’t nightclub people either and on the couple of occasions we have tried to visit such establishments in Vegas they were very underwhelming (not to mention threatening) to say the least… maybe its our age and the fact we have no desire to act like ‘roided up idiots. However, R.R.L. is something I think the town has been crying out for for ages. We have been to a couple of similar shows in London (check out ‘Le Clique’ and London Wonderground) and they have been incredible… but I think R.R.L. may just top them both… after all everything is better in Vegas eh!! We are planning on doing the ‘Dinner with strangers + 9:30pm Canto’ package ……. Can’t wait 🙂

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      1. John Colson

        So, we visited R.R.L. a little over a week ago now and I just wanted to pass on my thoughts having seen it.
        It was AWESOME. We had dinner reservations at 7:30pm and didn’t leave the place (having seen the 9:30 show) until close to 1am (which, now we are in our 40’s is pretty amazing). The food was gorgeous, service extremely good and attentive, drinks were amazing and the show… WOW.
        I said in my previous comment that this is something I think Vegas had been crying out for ages… to many standard nightclubs and not enough for those of us no longer interested in standing in long lines to listen to a person play a computer. Well the whole R.R.L. experience was outstanding. The show was extremely entertaining and had us smiling not stop throughout. I had also previously said that there is a show over here called ‘Le Clique’ which I had hoped R.R.L. would be similar to… well it was… Indeed, one of the acts was exactly the same… I won’t say which one, but suffice to say we were amazed when (name drop) chatting to Piff the Magic Dragon he told us that the person performing the act was not the same person as in London… we couldnt believe it as the act was exactly the same, but the artist could not have been more similar in many ways (again, I wont mention who it was, but it was uncanny).
        We also really liked how the performers would put on little ‘shows’ around the venue away from the main show… keeping everyone entertained throughout the night. I would also recommend spending time in the swimming pool whilst a show is going on… very cool indeed.
        Overall, an outstanding experience and I wouldnt hesitate to visit again, even considering the cost 🙂

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        1. vitalvegas

          Thanks, John, and glad you enjoyed it! I know the folks at Rose. Rabbit. Lie. would appreciate getting that feedback, too. Might want to share it on their Facebook page if you have a moment, and tell ’em we sent you!

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        2. Rebecca Kennedy

          Thank you for sharing! I have been trying to figure out what this place is. I want to go. It seems mysterious. We are going in 2 weeks. Can hardly wait!

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          1. Scott Roeben Post author

            Thanks, Rebecca, and while we still recommend a visit, please note “Vegas Nocturne” has closed. There’s supposed to be other entertainment, but we haven’t gone since the show closed.

          2. Rebecca Kennedy

            Well Scott, we went to Rose.Rabbit.Lie. We had dinner. Expensive but interesting. However, there was a string of performers in the bar. We could not see them because we were in the next room. That is a big drawback in my book. We actually got up and moved around the restaurant so we could enjoy the acts. Our waiter told us there was a secret room. He took us to the bar, and told us to look around. We did find it. Made me want to hang out a big longer. The other partrons were really the ones who made this restaurant a fun experience. As for the show. We were told, that shows contract ran out and a new show was being hired to perform in 2015. Yes, we did peek behind the curtain to see the stage area! Lol Overall, and interesting evening.

          3. Scott Roeben Post author

            Thanks so much for sharing your experience. Sounds like they’re still doing their thing, even without “Vegas Nocturne.” Interested to see what they’ll try next.

  2. Jonathan M Bell

    Perhaps this blog is to much the curmudgeon to be able to enjoy a curmudgeon act. While I haven’t seen Piff in person, what I have seen of him online is absolutely delightful.

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  3. Susan Kistler

    The swimming pool sounds wonderfully witty – but it is the only room with very little explanation. Is it a dining/drinking venue? Can you go there and not go to the full regular show? Cover charge? What’s served? Any more you can give us on this? I love backstage anything, and would love to learn more.

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