Lucky Dragon Back on Track After Finding $55 Million Under Couch Cushion

Backers of the beleaguered Lucky Dragon resort have stunned their detractors by announcing the project is fully funded, a result of discovering $55 million under a couch cushion.

The resort’s principals conveyed through a news release, “Lucky Dragon is on track to be completed on schedule in late 2016, assuming our construction company is comfortable accepting lots and lots of coins.”

Lucky Dragon resort

Lucky Dragon was originally going to be a boutique lesbian and gay resort, the Q. We are not making this up.

The announcement of Lucky Dragon being fully funded came as a shock to many observers given the resort’s rocky financial history.

In February 2016, construction halted on the partially-completed hotel-casino due to a lack of funding.

Prior to that, developers went before the City of Las Vegas to ask for $25 million in subsidies, referred to as “tax increment financing” or TIF assistance. Their pleas were rejected, putting the kibosh on an additional $30 million in bank funding.

Lucky Dragon

The Lucky Dragon site on May 8, 2016. Lucky Dragon is using yellow insulation materials because unlike in American culture, where yellow is associated with cowardice, in Chinese culture, yellow symbolizes heroism.

Now, Lucky Dragon’s financial woes appear to be in the past with the miraculous discovery of $55 million.

“We became concerned when Asian financing activity dried up,” said real estate developer Andrew Fonfa. “We tried a number of fundraising avenues, including busking on Fremont Street. But the new performance circle ordinance has made it nearly impossible to finance a Las Vegas resort. Luckily, our thong investment was minimal, so it did not have a significant fiscal impact.”

To-date, $60 million of Lucky Dragon’s financing has come from EB-5 foreign investment money, a program where foreign nationals can invest in American companies to get a U.S. visa.

The total cost of Lucky Dragon is expected to be $139 million, which by Las Vegas standards is small change.

Another Lucky Dragon principal, gaming executive William Weidner, added, “We readily admit we should have looked under those cushions much sooner. We could have avoided the embarrassment of going before city officials hat in hand. We were left-swiped by the city of Las Vegas and it still burns.”

Success is the best revenge, with Lucky Dragon’s developer Andrew Fonfa defiantly saying, “I believe our property, per square foot, will be the most successful casino ever built in Las Vegas.”

It’s just that kind of whimsical thinking that has kept the Lucky Dragon dream alive.

Lucky Dragon

At right, the Allure condominium tower. At left, a wing. At far left, a prayer.

During a recent visit to the Lucky Dragon site, we personally witnessed upwards of half-a-dozen construction workers milling about in hard hats, so we can personally verify the once-stalled Lucky Dragon project has sprung back to life.

“It’s very satisfying to silence critics,” says William Weidner. “Rumors about us pulling tens of millions of dollars ‘out of our butts’ are absurd and, honestly, insulting. You don’t begin building a resort without a solid plan for financing it. We think couch cushion financing could be the wave of the future in Las Vegas. In fact, what do you think the executives at Alon Las Vegas are doing right about now?”

We’re thrilled Lucky Dragon is back on track, and can’t wait to visit when it opens later this year!

7 thoughts on “Lucky Dragon Back on Track After Finding $55 Million Under Couch Cushion

  1. Todd Sterling

    Well, well, well……….it’s a miracle! I hope the small guy does well, just still wondering where they are going to get foot traffic. I hope dollar for dollar this place does good, I would like to think that if a casino goes back to 3-2 blackjack they will gain a ton of customers back. I personally play a lot of blackjack and any casino that goes back to 3-2 will earn my business. I still find tables in Vegas, but it is getting harder, and most of the time when I find them they have huge limits or the table is overflowing. Hell I might even go to the Lucky Dragon if they were to offer 3-2 blackjack. Just one way to attract people from the bigger casinos.

  2. Troy Swezey

    If the quotes you shared with us are actual quotes by actual people involved… I wanna hang with this team. They seem really fun.

  3. Laura Collins

    doesn’t seem to be walking distance from the strip, what would be the closest casino/hotel the SLS?

    1. Bouldersteve

      Yes SLS. Its within walking distance. Unless you consider 2 blocks not walking distance. I would not do it at night though. Area is little sketchy

  4. Bouldersteve

    I think the money was always there. The developers thought they could pull a fast one. After all why spend your own money if you can get a government subside.

  5. Wolfdog

    I hope it’s opening is successful, but if they don’t have any better video poker than SLS, I won’t be visiting either one much.


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