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“Friends” Parody on Its Way to The D Las Vegas

A parody of the long-running sitcom “Friends” is slated to open at The D Las Vegas in Oct. 2018.

The show, “Friends: The Unauthorized Musical Parody,” has put out a casting call for Sep. 14-15, 2018.

Rehearsals are set to start Sep. 24, and the plan is for the show to start previews Oct. 18, with a media opening Oct. 25.

Friends parody

We’re looking forward to this despite not being a musical theater person. Any more. Long story.

The “Friends” TV show had a 10-year run, from Sep. 1994 to May 2004.

The off-Broadway version of the “Friends” parody opened in Dec. 2017 and ended July 22, 2018. The show clocked 213 performances.

Here’s a video with some behind-the-scenes scoop about the off-Broadway incarnation of the show.

The show was written by Bob and Tobly McSmith. The team has a history of creating spoofs, including “Bayside! The Saved by the Bell Musical” and “90210! The Musical.”

“Friends: The Unauthorized Musical Parody” is described thusly, “It’s a seemingly typical day at New York’s only coffee shop, Central Perk, until an unexpected runaway bride with beautiful
hair enters the picture and kicks the whole gang out of second gear.”

Friends parody

Before they landed on “Friends,” the working titles of the TV show included “Insomnia Cafe,” “Friends Like Us” and “Six of One.” Naming things is hard.

The “Friends” parody casting call sheds some light on rarely-shared aspects of stage productions in Las Vegas.

The notice says, “local talent encouraged, as performers will not be relocated if cast.” The show is not a union production.

Performers will be paid $300 a week for rehearsals and $100-150 per performance, with six shows a week.

Auditioners are asked to bring in a “16-32 bar cut of a ’90s pop/rock song.” Then, in all caps, “Please don’t sing the theme song or ‘Smelly Cat,’ Gunther will tell you to leave immediately if that happens.”

Those vying for a part in the show are also asked to “be prepared to tell a quick funny story or joke or monologue.”

We are a huge fan of “Friends,” so our fingers are crossed for this take on the series, despite the spotty history of spoofs in Las Vegas.

“50 Shades: The Smash Hit Parody” had a solid run (Feb. 2015 to Sep. 2017) at Bally’s, but “Spank! The Fifty Shades Parody” at Golden Nugget got spanked hard.

Another parody, “Pawn Shop Live,” also at Golden Nugget, tanked.

In fact, “Spoofical the Musical” never even opened at all.

Still, let’s hope “Friends: The Unauthorized Musical Parody” defies the odds and takes the “oof” out of spoof. Or something.

Rumor: Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club in the Works for Linq

We live to scoop, and this is a juicy one if it comes to fruition.

Word is Caesars Entertainment is working on a deal to bring a Jimmy Kimmel comedy club to the Las Vegas Strip.

A reliable source says the deal hasn’t been finalized yet, but the comedy club would be at the Linq resort.

Jimmy Kimmel

Jimmy Kimmel is narcoleptic, an excuse he’s sure to use when he attends meetings with Caesars Entertainment executives.

Jimmy Kimmel, of course, is the affable host of ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

Kimmel is a Las Vegas native who got his start in the entertainment business during high school by hosting a show on UNLV’s college station, KUNV.

The Linq has a vacancy in its showroom due to the recent, and abrupt, departure of its “Divas Las Vegas” show amidst some glorious drama. Mat Franco’s magic show is currently the only show in the Linq’s theater.

We’ll keep an eye on this one, but don’t be surprised if there’s some comedy in the future of the Linq resort, along with its new zipline and the upcoming Kind Heaven attraction.

Update (10/3/18): Our story has been confirmed by Jimmy Kimmel and Caesars Entertainment. The Jimmy Kimmel Comedy Club is set to open in spring 2019 at Linq promenade, across from Brooklyn Bowl. The 8,000-square-foot “expandable showroom” will seat up to 300 guests.  The club will be open seven nights a week.

Magician Hans Klok Set to Make Las Vegas Comeback

Dutch magician Hans Klok will return to Las Vegas with a new show in 2019, according to rumors.

Word has it Klok, whose real name is Johannes Franciscus Catharinus “Hans” Klok (say that five times, fast), will star in a show at Excalibur.

It’s believed the show will be a tribute to Houdini.

Hans Klok

Hans Klok is also an actor, but magic is his mane gig.

Klok has toured extensively in Europe with shows named “The Houdini Experience” and “The New Houdini,” so our money’s on one of those for the name of his Excalibur show.

Here’s an interview with Klok about The Houdini Experience.

We first heard rumblings Hans Klok would return to Vegas back in June, and it appears those rumors will come to fruition.

Apparently, Klok will peform in the Thunder Theater at Excalibur, the space currently occupied by Thunder From Down Under.

Hans Klok

Expect Hans Klok’s show to include some world-class smoldering gazes.

Hans Klok has a long and interesting history in Las Vegas.

He first performed on The Strip in 1994 in a TV show, “The World’s Greatest Magic,” broadcast live from Caesars Palace.

In 2007, Klok really made his mark in Sin City with a show at Planet Hollywood which co-starred Pamela Anderson, “The Beauty of Magic.” The show ran for six months.

Hans Klok once started a rumor he’d been intimate with Pamela Anderson as a “publicity ploy.” How was that a “ploy”? Siegfried and Roy are Klok’s favorite magicians, if you get our drift. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

Magicians are having a bit of a tough time in Las Vegas at the moment—”Imaginarium” at Tropicana (closes Sep. 30) and “Masters of Illusion” at Bally’s (closes Sep. 3) are just two of the recent casualties—so Klok and MGM Resorts (owners of Excalibur) will be showing some temerity with this production. Doubly so because we’re only about 20 percent sure we know what “temerity” even means.

While news of a Hans Klok show at Excalibur hasn’t been confirmed, look forward to an official announcement soon.

“Inferno” Snuffed Out at Paris Las Vegas

A highly-touted, fire-fueled production, “Inferno,” has closed at Paris Las Vegas.

The self-described “fire spectacular” closed without warning just days after its final performance on July 15, 2018.

Inferno

“Infermo” was not, apparently, fire. As the kids say. Or used to say, anyway.

“Inferno” lasted just six months at Paris, following in the footsteps of “Marilyn,” which closed at Paris after 15 performances.

Prior to “Marilyn,” “Circus 1903” closed at Paris after just five months.

It feels like Paris is trying to give the “Tropicana curse” a run for its money.

The closure of “Inferno” appears to have come as a surprise even to its producers, as less than a week before it closed, the show published a casting call notice on its Facebook page.

Inferno

The awkward, though.

Johnny Kats of the Las Vegas Review-Journal was the first to share the news “Inferno” had closed.

Kats also shared a statement from Caesars Entertainment, “We were pleased with the six-month run of ‘Inferno,'” at which point we stopped reading because our public relations horseshittery meter exploded.

Despite the mountains of evidence, we are not a moron.

Casinos are “pleased” by shows that sell tickets and make money. You don’t close a show that’s selling tickets and making money. It’s not perturbation theory. Whatever that might actually be.

Kats also shares “Masters of Illusion” at Bally’s will suffer the same fate as “Inferno.” It closes Sep. 3, 2018.

It’s a tumultuous time for shows in Las Vegas, but it’s always been a competitive market.

Back in the day, shows were subsidized by gambling, but that’s rarely the case now. Shows have to make money or they’re out.

Las Vegas remains the entertainment capital of the world, even though shows like “Inferno” sometimes find themselves extinguished.

What, like we weren’t going to get in one more fire pun? Do you know this blog at all?

“Imaginarium” Falls Victim to Tropicana Curse, Set to Close

A magic show featuring David Goldrake, “Imaginarium,” has announced it will close at Tropicana on Sep. 30, 2018.

Lackluster ticket sales sealed the fate of the production show after a little more than a year at Tropicana.

How do we know it wasn’t selling tickets? Because successful shows don’t close in Las Vegas, that’s why.

David Goldrake

Trying to decide if it’s the gaze or hairpiece that make us the most uncomfortable.

A news release about the show’s closure attempted some misdirection, par for the course both because it’s a magic show and it’s Las Vegas. Public relations horseshittery is the law.

The release says, “Award-winning grand illusionist David Goldrake announces today he is planning to open a new show, set to debut to Las Vegas audiences in Spring, 2019.”

Right. In the parlance of Vegas entertainment, “Imaginarium” is on “haitus.”

To Goldrake’s credit, the show lastest 300 shows, according to the release, anything but a sure bet given what’s come to be called the “Tropicana curse.”

Tropicana

No, the Tropicana curse isn’t really a thing. We just like being the first result in Google when people search for that term.

Other shows that have fallen victim to the Tropicana curse include “Cherry Boom Boom,” “Raiding the Rock Vault,” “Mama Mia,” “Purple Reign,” Murray Sawchuck and Brad Garrett’s comedy club.

The performer hit hardest by the curse, though, has to be magician Jan Rouven. Rouven is currently in jail facing federal child porn charges.

While we haven’t seen “Imaginarium,” it appears to be a classic Las Vegas magic “spectacle,” teeming with dramatic hand gestures and lots of “Voila!”

You know, the kind of magic show people aren’t clamoring to see anymore.

Do yourself a favor and catch Penn & Teller at Rio or Mac King at Harrah’s.

“Divas Las Vegas” Closes Abruptly at Linq Hotel, Requisite Drama Ensues

One of the longest-running shows on the Las Vegas Strip, “Divas Las Vegas,” has closed suddenly after eight years at the Linq hotel (formerly Imperial Palace and the Quad, for a minute).

“Divas Las Vegas” featured a cast of celebrity look-alike female impersonators lip-syncing and dancing to popular songs.

The drag revue starred Joan Rivers impersonator and Las Vegas institution, Frank Marino.

Frank Marino

Marino’s eight year stint at Linq followed a 24-year run at Riviera in “An Evening at La Cage.”

Although the cast didn’t realize it at the time, the show’s last performance at Linq was June 26, 2018.

The demise of “Divas” was so abrupt, it came as a surprise to just about everyone at Linq hotel and its parent company, Caesars Entertainment. For example, on the night the show’s untimely end was reported, the Caesars blog auto-posted a story promoting the show. The article was quickly removed.

Signage advertising “Divas Las Vegas” is already coming down across the Linq resort and elsewhere.

The Las Vegas Review-Journal was the first to confirm the show’s closure, but chose not to share, or is possibly not aware of, details of the drama surrounding the show’s going dark.

Derrick Barry

This is our favorite “Divas” performer, Derrick Barry. Yes, you’re allowed to be straight and have a favorite drag performer. This isn’t the 1950s.

While it’s being reported the closing of “Divas Las Vegas” was a “mutual decision” between Caesars Entertainment and the show’s producers, that’s far from the full story, according to our contacts.

We’ve heard several unverified reports that the end of “Divas” was sparked by an investigation into fraud related to the collection of funds for charity.

Frank Marino is a longtime supporter of the Make-A-Wish Foundation and the show publicizes proceeds from merchandise sales are donated to charity.

Divas Las Vegas curtain call

It’s Frank Marino’s final curtain call at the Linq.

We’ve also heard a number of Linq showroom employees were fired in recent weeks. The cause of those terminations is unknown, but appears to be related to the investigation.

Sources further share that when Frank Marino was informed he and members of his team were part of the fraud investigation, he was incensed and threatened to end the show. Caesars Entertainment reps, according to sources, informed Marino he was free to do so.

Ouch. That’s nearly as awkward as when Caesars Entertainment named the theater “Divas” performed in for nearly a decade the Mat Franco Theater, after magician Mat Franco had been there just two years.

In the words of a Las Vegas burlesque performer, nicknamed Sweetie Bird, “A drag show closing? It would be weird it there wasn’t any drama.”

While “Divas Las Vegas” had a solid run, word is the show’s ticket sales have flagged recently, and show cancellations had become more frequent.

Divas red carpet

The “Divas” cast out and about.

Crack Las Vegas Review-Journal entertainment reporter Johnny Kats has reported “Divas” will relocate this fall, and claims the show will go dark at least through September. Yes, the dreaded “haitus” so many Las Vegas shows have fallen victim to, including the recent “Marilyn.”

Read the Review-Journal story for some obligatory public relations nonsense, both from Frank Marino (“Here’s a random ‘Gone With the Wind’ quote!”) and Caesars Entertainment (“Nothing to see here!”).

We trust any potential relocation of “Divas” will depend upon the outcome of the investigation into alleged wrongdoing, and it seems unlikely the show would move to another Caesars Entertainment resort given the friction caused by the current unpleasantness.

Casinos, of course, are prickly about their reputations because of strict gaming regulations. Even allegations of illegal or unethical behavior are met with quick and serious ramifications.

At one point, Caesars Entertainment gave comedian Vinnie Favorito the boot from Flamingo because of his gambling debts, some of which were incurred via Caesars employees.

“Divas Las Vegas” was a much-loved show, very much woven into the entertainment fabric of Las Vegas.

For a drag show, it drew an incredibly diverse audience, and longtime fans are sure to be dismayed by recent events.

Divas Las Vegas

The divas celebrated their 1,000th show at Linq hotel in July 2012.

Should Frank Marino and his team be vindicated, we hope he’ll find another home for his quirky, entertaining show. Given the fact Joan Rivers passed away in 2014, it might be an opportune time for Marino to revamp his act.

Update (7/1/18): The “Divas” saga continues to unfold as chatter intensifies. From what we hear, this episode could open Pandora’s Box in Vegas, as it involves allegations of shady ticketing practices, kickbacks and potentially even tax evasion.

Latest rumors are Caesars Entertainment has wanted “Divas” out of Linq for some time. The show is a dinosaur and is a hold-over from another era in Las Vegas entertainment. It also doesn’t fit with the Linq brand, and sales numbers were declining rapidly.

Questions raised (possibly by a show insider) about funds raised for charity not going to charity were an opening for the legal eagles at Caesars to dig into a variety of business practices at the showroom. (It appears Mat Franco was not involved with any of the questionable behavior.)

From what we hear, it’s been a “running gag” among industry insiders that while “Divas” hawked merchandise in the name of charities, funds rarely, if ever, made it into the hands of charities.

Remarkably, shows get to self-report merchandise and other revenue numbers, so there’s a lot of room for malfeasance. Cash sales are often not reported at all. The mind reels.

Virtually everyone involved in Linq showroom has been let go, from theater manager to servers to ticket office staff.

From what we’ve heard, most of the questionable practices were violations of Caesars Entertainment policies and don’t meet the threshold for illegality, although if allegations of tax evasion are true, that’s a bigger legal issue.

Those close to the situation suspect it will not involve outside law enforcement, other than potentially the IRS. Caesars Entertainment isn’t anxious to have this dirty laundry aired publicly.

It’s worth noting Caesars Entertainment has strict policies related to not giving incentives to box office agents. This policy is alleged to have been violated, often. It’s actually not an uncommon practice in Las Vegas to grease the palms of ticket agents, but it’s prohibited at Caesars Entertainment resorts.

Another rumored element of “Divas” investigation relates to “comp” ticket practices. Shows report tickets as having been given away, but actually sell them and pocket the money. This skirts sales tax and LET laws.

It should be said, most of the practices mentioned fly under the radar in Las Vegas entertainment realm. What’s different with “Divas” is Caesars Entertainment’s long-standing interest in getting the show out, and declining revenue exposing irregularities in the show’s finances.

Shady practices have led to drama for Vegas shows in the past. Nathan Burton at one point is rumored to have had his theater door padlocked when the jig was up.

The fate of “Divas Las Vegas” is up in the air. Given recent revelations, other venues are sure to question whether “Divas” is a good fit, and whether the risks are worth the rewards.

Update (7/3/18): Well, no surprises here, but our story sparked a full-blown controversy, complete with apologies and PR bullshittery galore.

First, “Divas” star Frank Marino, after days of denials and spin, fessed up to collecting funds for Make-A-Wish but not actually giving the money the charity.

Here’s part of Frank Marino’s statement: “As some are aware, I have historically given a portion of the proceeds from the sales of certain ‘Divas Las Vegas’ merchandise to the Make-A-Wish Foundation as well as incorporating them into special events like my Celebrity Roast held at the Stratosphere Hotel in which all of the proceeds and donations were given to them personally. I’m saddened to say that due to my own negligence, Make-A-Wish has not received a check from me for some time. I am personally embarrassed and ashamed. I take full responsibility and am sincerely apologetic for this situation.”

Our translation: “Having been caught, I am forced to do the right thing after denying anything was amiss. At all.” Got it.

Marino goes on to say, “I have confirmed the figure which I would have customarily donated to them from a percentage of my merchandise sales and have offered to substantially increase that many times over.”

That’s cool. Apologize and make it right. Here’s the full statement.

Oh, and Marino also made this weird statement, “Numerous other false allegations have been circulated, they are inaccurate; ‘Divas’ agreed with Caesars to terminate the production which had been performed seven days a week.”

We assume it’s our allegations that are false, and we have no idea how the number of performances relates to anything, but we are not diva psychic.

Insert voice of collective Las Vegas media saying, “Well, he apologized, nothing to see here!” Sigh.

Yeah, and Steve Wynn was the only person doing bad things at Wynn Resorts, and he was also the only casino executive in Las Vegas harassing women, and not a single other person knew about anything he was doing except the victims. Deep sigh.

As for Caesars, it, too, released a statement. It’s the law.

Hope you’re wearing waders, because Caesars said, “Caesars Entertainment holds itself to the highest standards and given the non-payment of donations to Make-A-Wish by ‘Divas,’ we determined that a relationship with this show was no longer suitable. Upon discovering and fully investigating this issue, we immediately took all appropriate actions in response. Caesars enjoyed a long, mutually successful relationship with the Divas production team, which it hoped would have continued for many more years, and the show’s cancellation is due solely to these circumstances.”

So, at first Caesars said it was a mutual decision to end “Divas.” Now, they’re saying they made the decision. Both can’t be true. That’s how truth works.

Here’s a spiny question: If the closure of “Divas” was specifically related to charity donations, why were virtually the entire showroom and ticket office staff, including a theater manager of nearly 40 years, fired? These folks had nothing to do with merchandise, as that was handled by “Divas” staff members. So, they were either fired for no reason, or the whole story hasn’t come out. At least not officially.

As we said, that’s not really how Las Vegas works. While the mob no longer runs Vegas, some of their traditions remain intact. You don’t snitch, and you keep your business to yourself.

And “mutually successful relationships” sometimes end with one of the parties involved going missing. We’ll see if that will be Frank Marino’s fate, as casinos live by a “code,” and you don’t end a show because somebody was late on their charity payments.

Update (7/5/18): Multiple media outlets have reported the Nevada Gaming Control Board is investing “Divas Las Vegas” and Caesars Entertainment in regard to the show’s closing. For the record, this is not a common practice when a show closes in Las Vegas. You’re welcome.