An impressive new vertical video marquee has been unveiled outside the Forum Shops at Caesars Palace.
We wouldn’t typically share such news, except for the fact it’s a stunner.
If you’re looking for a free “show” on The Strip, you might try this new eye candy at the Forum Shops.
While we can’t be sure of the technical specs of the new marquee, we can share some video. We think you’ll agree the graphics are eye-popping.
The new, 80-foot-tall video marquee has a healthy selection of animated segments, and surprisingly few are marketing messages.
The sequences feature creative uses of the Ultra High-Definition (4K) screen with custom 3-D effects.
The company behind the screen is called Acquire Digital. Check out their blog post about this and other screens at Forum Shops.
Come to find out, one of the reasons the video is so distinctive is it was created by Moment Factory, a major player in multi-media and video entertainment. Moment Factory did the video elements for Celine’s production at Caesars, as well as two of the light shows at Fremont Street Experience (Imagine Dragons and Tiesto). Take a look.
You can find the new marquee near the replica of the Trevi fountain at the Forum Shops, between Caesars Palace and Mirage.
Why, here’s the Trevi fountain now.
Fun fact: Trevi restaurant inside the Forum Shops is nowhere near the Trevi fountain.
We love shiny new things, and the video display outside the Forum Shops certainly qualifies.
There’s been a flurry of activity at Grand Bazaar Shops outside Bally’s Las Vegas in recent months, including the unveiling of three shiny new venues: Giordano’s, Redneck Riviera and the newest offering, Born and Raised.
It’s time to explore these new venues as only we can—superficially, and with generous amounts of snark so we don’t fall asleep at the keyboard.
First up is Redneck Riviera. Redneck Riviera is a country bar, founded by John Rich of the country duo Big & Rich.
We are not a country music person, so we honestly wouldn’t recognize a Big & Rich song if it were stapled to our forehead.
Redneck Riviera is billed as “a Vegas experience like none-other.” No, they actually say that, in writing. What makes Redneck Riviera so different? “Great music, great drinks, great people!” We are not making this up.
If you want to stand out from other bars in Las Vegas, you have to give customers something they can’t get anywhere else, and you certainly can’t find great music, great drinks or great people, so Rednect Riviera is pretty much guaranteed to succeed.
Hey, we warned you about the snark.
You know, just the typical Las Vegas marketing strategy of having young women stand on barrels.
Beyond the country music and any number of white people attempting to dance, Redneck Riviera also has some great decorative touches.
First, there’s a saddle-shaped disco ball over the dance floor.
It’s like the love child of John Wayne and Liberace. Millennial translation: Oh, nevermind.
There’s also an American flag fashioned from beer cans over one of the establishment’s two bars.
In the men’s room, you’ll find urinals made from beer kegs. They’re so cool, we’re tempted to listen to a portion of a country song.
Also in the restroom are sinks made from tires. The faucets are gas pumps. Seriously charming.
You’re welcome, Asian tour groups.
One of the best selling points of Redneck Riviera is it doesn’t seem to take itself too seriously.
The vibe is casual and often rowdy, the staff is friendly, and Redneck Riviera serves a niche clientele likely to stray from Toby Keith’s restaurant at Harrah’s and Gilley’s at Treasure Island to give this new honky-tonk hangout a try.
Next, we move to Born and Raised.
Born and Raised is an offshoot of an existing, locally-owned bar and pub. Named Born and Raised. Please try and keep up.
St. Paddy’s Day seemed a good day to visit, hoochwise.
Born and Raised at Grand Bazaar Shops is technically named “Born and Raised CRAFT PUB.” Seriously. The “craft pub” is capitalized in all the media and marketing materials.
It’s as if Born and Raised suddenly contracted Tourette Syndrome.
Born and Raised has a tiny footprint, even by Grand Bazaar Shops standards. The bar has seating for about 14 people inside, with another 12 seats just outside.
Born and Raised is so small you could fit it in your pocket. But don’t. That’s shoplifting.
While other Born and Raised locations in Las Vegas serve food, the Grand Bazaar Shops outpost does not. Which is probably for the best, as we recently had our first encounter with Born and Raised’s food, and it fell firmly into the “Meh” category.
Yes, “Meh” is a category. Other categories include “Mind-Blowing” (Pizza Rock, downtown), “Forgettable” (Beerhaus at The Park), “Regrettable” (The Still at Mirage) and “It’ll Do in a Pinch, Especially If We’re Wasted” (everywhere else on The Strip).
We look forward to getting to know each and every Born and Raised cocktail personally.
Born and Raised offers a menu of signature cocktails, each runs $13. There is also beer, although we have never personally had a beer, so we aren’t able to comment upon the breadth or quality of the selection.
Finally, we get all up inside Giordano’s.
Giordano’s is a name that may sound familiar. The chain is known for its Chicago-style stuffed deep dish pizza.
Giordano’s sits astride a Starbucks that once announced it would serve liquor. Never happened, to our chagrin, whatever a “chagrin” might actually be.
Giordano’s has gone malls deep into Grand Bazaar Shops, with what amounts to three locations. There’s the second floor main restaurant, another dining area and bar on the ground level (fancifully called the Grand Allee walkway), and there’s also a walk-up window.
The Giordano surname has its roots in “Yarden,” the Hebrew name of the Jordan river. Yes, we have exhausted our supply of photo captions.
We’re not going to sugarcoat it, Giordano’s is disappointing on any number of levels.
First, the wait time if you order pizza is agonizing. It took nearly an hour to get our simple cheese pizza, and the restaurant was pretty much empty.
During our wait, staff was sweeping up and mopping, one of our biggest pet peeves in any restaurant. (We were there two hours before closing time, but it was obvious employees were champing at the bit to close up shop.) Adding to the unpleasantness of our visit, staff members were moving chairs around the dining room not by lifting them, but by dragging them, lending the restaurant roughly the same welcoming ambiance as a smoke detector testing facility.
We predict only one of the Giordano’s spaces will survive. It’s anybody’s guess which.
It was only after our pizza arrived that the WTF began in earnest.
Stuffed pizza isn’t actually pizza, it turns out. It’s 14 pounds of melted cheese ladled onto a flaky, flavorless crust. A layer of sauce sits on the cheese, clearly embarrassed to be part of such a bastardization of the world’s greatest food.
Fun fact: The word “no” is the same in English and Italian. Apply liberally at Giordano’s.
We’d love to say we’ll be back to try the thin crust pizza at Giordano’s, but why would we when there are so many other, far-more-worthy pizza offerings in the neighborhood? We’d hit Pin-Up Pizza at Planet Hollywood, Martorano’s at Paris or The Pizzeria (also known as “Secret Pizza”) at Cosmopolitan 100 times before doing Giordano’s again.
Sorry, but pizza is serious business, and what they serve at Giordano’s barely qualifies. It’s more like fondue, although that’s probably doing a disservice to fondue.
Here’s a better look at the Giordano’s menu, and here’s the pizza menu, because you wisely don’t blindly trust the opinion of blogs when it comes to pies.
If you love Giordano’s, we love hearing differing viewpoints. Or at least pretend to.
When it doubt, margarita.
It’s great to see Grand Bazaar Shops bringing in new talent. The mall seems to churn through tenants (mall management would owe harsh penalties to Caesars Entertainment, owners of Bally’s, if Grand Bazaar Shops falls below a certain percentage of occupancy), but a few successful bars and restaurants could give some of the millions of people who walk by each year a reason to stop.
It was recently announced Philly Pretzel Factory is coming to Grand Bazaar Shops later in the year. We’re struggling to contain our excitement.
Our friends at Eater Vegas say another restaurant will open across from Giordano’s patio bar, Blue Ribbon Fried Chicken. We’ve tried it, and we’re filing that one in the “Forgettable” category, too.
Hey, not everything’s going to stick. Only time will tell which venues will thrive or expire. In Vegas, change is always on the menu.
The new shopping complex is expected to add 75,000-square-feet of luxury retail space to Wynn Las Vegas. Square feet are, of course, one of the most popular kinds of feet in Las Vegas. For the other kind, you pay extra.
Another fun fact: Steve Wynn once put his elbow through a $155 million painting, “Le Reve.” Wynn purchased the painting for a mere $48 million in 1997.
Wynn Plaza brings the resort’s footprint right down to Las Vegas Boulevard and will generate revenue from previously unused space, as well as giving the shopping center just across the street, Fashion Show, a run for its money.
Wynn Plaza is expected to debut by the end of 2017.
The exterior of Wynn Plaza is already starting to take shape. Hey, some facts aren’t “fun,” they’re just facts.
Interestingly, Wynn Resorts recently sold about half of its interest in Wynn Plaza, and other retail space at Wynn and its sister resort, Encore, to Crown Acquisitions for $472 million. Wynn already got $292 million and will receive another $180 million when construction of Wynn Plaza is complete.
Shopping is big business in Las Vegas, as well as being incredibly boring.
Several shopping malls in Vegas have changed hands in the last year, including Miracle Mile Shops at Planet Hollywood being sold to Institutional Mall Investors and Crystals at City Center being sold to Invesco Real Estate and Simon Property Group. The latter deal was for $1.1 billion. That’s a lot of handbags and shoes normal people can’t begin to afford.
Oh, all right, one more fun fact: Steve Wynn’s real last name is Weinberg.
On a less boring note, Wynn Plaza is likely to have not only high-end retail shops, but also new
restaurant and bar options, and we’re always up for more that.
The long, winding, sometimes WTF saga of the self-proclaimed “World’s Largest Gift Shop” continues with news the Bonanza Gift Shop has been sold for $50 million.
The massive gift shop sits at the corner of Las Vegas Boulevard and Sahara Ave.
It’s on a sign, so it must be true.
A couple of years ago, there were rumors the Bonanza Gift Shop would be sold and closed. We should know because we started them.
In 2015, records showed the property actually was sold, but it’s a little unclear who bought what. The building? The land it sits on? Welcome to the sometimes murky world of Las Vegas real estate.
Now, though, records show the Bonanza Gift Shop was definitely sold to Haim Gabay, a Las Vegas businessman.
That’s a lot of gift shop.
According to the Las Vegas Review-Journal, Gabay purchased the gift shop, in part, with proceeds from a sale of two retail shops on Fremont Street. The shops were acquired by Derek Stevens for $13.5 million, and will become part of a new resort currently called 18 Fremont. Read more.
The balance of Gabay’s purchase was in the form of a $25 million bank loan and a $10 million loan floated by the sellers.
Ah, the memories. Sadly, this clever sign was changed the last time the gift shop changed hands.
For the time being, it appears the Bonanza Gift Shop will stay open, so Las Vegas visitors will continue to have a source for their dice clocks, shot glasses and tchotchkes, a word we have to look up every time we write a story about the Bonanza Gift Shop.
Which is pretty farkakte. A word, we should mention, we’ve never seen written out until right this second.
The transition of Monte Carlo to Park MGM has begun in earnest with the closing of The Pub, the hotel’s pool and Street of Dreams shopping promenade.
Break out the Kleenex! And not for the usual reason you break out Kleenex when you’re on the Internet, perv.
Naturally, we poked our nose in to check on the progress of the rebrand.
The Street of Dreams shopping area was eerily quiet, although lots of guests still walk through the rows of closed shops on their way to the tram for Aria and Bellagio.
It’s like “The Omega Man.” (Millennial translation: It’s like “I Am Legend.”)
Yes, all the shops in the Street of Dreams have left the building, including Starbucks and the Big Chill Bar, at least one of those we wish we’d have gotten a slushy drink from, because slushy drinks.
These two weren’t the best roommates, anyway.
Here’s a little walk-through of the closed Street of Dreams. Yes, we refer to it as the “Field of Dreams” at one point. We didn’t say all the liquor options at Monte Carlo had closed, did we?
By far, our favorite closure is that of a gift shop called MC Essentials, mainly because irony is the birth canal whence we were spawned. Or something.
For many, the closing of The Pub is the most bittersweet element of the changes going on at Monte Carlo. Unfortunately, capturing photos of The Pub would have involved a security breach, so we can’t share any here.
You. Are so. Gullible.
Here’s another photo, just to ensure you have time to bid farewell to a beloved Las Vegas watering hole. A watering hole, we should add, which will always occupy a special place in our heart because that’s where we met and hung out for hours with the members of Wang Chung. We are not making this up.
Oh, great, now there’s a seat available.
Just outside, the Monte Carlo pool has closed and it already in the process of being tore up real good. Which is the technical term for it in the demolition world, probably.
You just got spared some melanoma. You’re welcome.
Guests of Monte Carlo still have access to a pool, it’s just at MGM Grand.
The closures of The Pub, the pool and the Shops We Never Visited Because Shopping is Boring are part of a $450 million rebrand of Monte Carlo by MGM Resorts. As mentioned, the new hotel will be called Park MGM. The resort will also have a hotel-within-a-hotel, NoMad Las Vegas.
The renovations and rebrand will be finished in 2018, and will bring lots of new offerings to the former Monte Carlo, including an Eataly marketplace, whatever that might actually be.
We really, really like sharing news about the rebrand of Monte Carlo because we wrote about it a year before anyone else. In the parlance of Las Vegas blogs, neener-neener.
If you’re looking for clues about what’s to come at Park MGM, look no further than the Monte Carlo’s exterior. The hotel has telegraphed its new look by painting a section of the building in what we assume with be Park MGM’s color scheme.
Easiest security breach, ever.
Yes, we broke out the big lens. Somebody had to.
We recommend you keep your curtains closed when staying in a Las Vegas hotel. Just saying.
There’s a lot more coolness to come, and you can rest assured we’ll be all over it like glitter on a stripper.
Change comes fast and furious in Las Vegas, so we thought it time to take another pass at what’s new at Linq promenade. That, of course, it code for security breaches!
First up, we poked our nose over the construction wall and In-N-Out, a long-awaited addition to the Linq mall (located between Flamingo and Linq hotels).
Presumably, the Strip outpost of In-N-Out will open by the end of the year, but at this point, there’s little to see in the way of progress.
Why doth thou torment us so, In-N-Out?
Nearby, there’s another restaurant in the works, Canter’s Deli. Of Canter’s Deli fame.
This establishment, too, is supposed to arrive soon, but at the moment is little more than an empty room with sadness written all over it.
Canter’s will take up residency in the space formerly used by the High Roller Ferris wheel ticket office.
Other parts of the Linq promenade, however, hold a bit more promise.
There’s a new restaurant in the works, Jaburrito, a place for sushi burritos, which we understand isn’t nearly as gross as it sounds.
Former home of a failed lingerie shop, Ruby Blue. There will be a quiz.
Linq promenade is currently decked out in its Halloween finest, including some impressive ghouls and werewolves along the pedestrian mall.
Linq promenade, helping populate your nightmares since 2014.
The monsters at Linq are a fun diversion, and lots of visitors seemed to be taking advantage of the free photo op.
That time it got awkward because your fear was tinged with arousal.
In keeping with the Linq’s practice of refreshing its public art, there’s a new undead-themed mural.
Don’t believe zombies exist? Who do you think approved the Las Vegas stadium deal?
A new addition to the Linq promenade is an exotic vehicle rental stand.
Drunk tourists, lots of traffic and three-wheeled vehicles? What could possibly go wrong?
The rates don’t seem particularly high, but we are a blog, not a Slingshot expert.
Seriously, though, driving The Strip in a vehicle without a roof is a great way to take it all in.
Urban Turban, a popular Vegas restaurant, now has a stand at Linq (sorry, “open-air kitchen”), and it’s fully up and running.
The menu is somewhat limited, but what’s on it looks tempting.
Ripped from the pages of the bestselling book, “How to Open a Restaurant With the Change You Find Under Your Couch Cushions.”
Here’s the Urban Turban menu. What, you thought we were going to leave you hanging?
Finally, a menu so streamlined even we could memorize it.
Nearby, of course, is the High Roller observation wheel. Nothing too new there, but we felt it was a good time to bring up the fact Las Vegas is home to the world’s largest Ferris wheel. It continues to struggle to meet ridership targets, but we shouldn’t take this engineering wonder for granted.
Thanks to the miracle and curse that is the Internet, there’s an easy way to see everything we’ve ever written about the High Roller wheel, and there’s been a metric hell-ton. Warning: Some of it is really weird.
Let’s take a moment to revel in the wonder and remember the High Roller has changed the Las Vegas skyline forever.
And some final newness, just behind the High Roller wheel is a seasonal attraction, The Zombie Escape. It’s a haunted house with zombies. Which we didn’t personally confirm, but what the hell else could it be?
The Zombie Escape felt a little cobbled-together, but we suspect it provides the promised thrills.
The Zombie Escape is $20, with $5 off for Total Rewards members.
That’s about all the news that’s fit to report, especially in a state of advanced intoxication. Allegedly. Here are more pics of the latest developments at Linq promenade. As always, you can thank us in Captain Morgan.