Crazy Girls Cabaret Ultra Lounge and Cigar Bar Coming to Planet Hollywood

It appears the “Crazy Girls” show at Planet Hollywood is expanding its repertoire.

The show will provide a theme for the new Crazy Girls Cabaret Ultra Lounge and Cigar Bar, opening Jan. 18, 2016.

The Crazy Girls Cabaret will “feature sexy entertainment,” says a recruiting ad on Craigslist.

The ad also states, “Just to be clear, we are not a strip club.” Why would anyone get that impression, anyway?

Crazy Girls
Yes, that “Crazy Girls.”

The new lounge seeks model servers (this designation allows Vegas venues to hire servers based upon looks), model bartenders, hostesses, cashiers, security hosts and porters.

The ad says working at the new Crazy Girls Cabaret Ultra Lounge and Cigar Bar is a “unique opportunity to get in on the ground floor with this amazing venue that will set the trend in Las Vegas for the coming decades.” Actual results may vary. Dramatically.

The new Crazy Girls Cabaret is also casting for go-go dancers, sexy specialty acts, burlesque acts and shadow dancers.

Translation: We’re in. Except for the cigar part, disgusting. Moving on.

We’ve yet to see an official announcement for Crazy Girls Cabaret Ultra Lounge and Cigar Bar at Planet Hollywood, but we suspect details will be forthcoming soon. It’s possible the new venue will take the place of the defunct Pussycat Dolls Burlesque Saloon & Fappery on the hotel’s mezzanine level.

“Crazy Girls,” of course, is the topless revue which recently relocated to Planet Hollywood’s Sin City Theatre from the now-closed Riviera.

Sin City Theatre offers a mix of comedy and burlesque, but mainly that last thing.
Sin City Theatre offers a mix of comedy and burlesque, providing us a convenient excuse to share a photo of the burlesque part.

“Crazy Girls” originally opened at Riviera on Sept. 25, 1987.

We look forward to seeing more about this enticing new offering once all the details are fleshed out.