In our relentless pursuit of providing news of any real substance, we present 10 Las Vegas performers with incredibly massive foreheads.
1. Shania Twain, Caesars Palace
Trust us, this is only the beginning of the pointlessness.
2. Carrot Top, Luxor
Carrot Top puts on a great show, despite, you know.
3. Anthony Cools, Paris Las Vegas
See, you’re still clinging to the hope this blog post will have a point. It won’t.
4. Blue Man, Monte Carlo
Now, we’re a little freaked out.
5. Jeff Civillico, The Quad
Jeff Civillico is the only Las Vegas entertainer who will find this at all funny.
6. Holly Madison, Mom
She doesn’t have a show at the moment, but give her time.
7. Penn Jillette
We’re leaving Teller’s forehead alone. He frightens us.
8/9. Frank Moreno, Stratosphere and Taylor Hicks, Paris Las Vegas
Talent doesn’t preclude the giantness of one’s noggin.
10. George Wallace, Flamingo Las Vegas
“I be thinkin’ this is easily the dumbest blog post in the history of ever.”
Hey, you kill time the way you kill time and we’ll kill time the way we kill time.