Today’s Vital Sign, Courtesy of Bonanza Gifts Las Vegas

This is easily one of our favorite Las Vegas signs, ever. It adorns the Bonanza gift shop, touted as the world’s largest gift shop. Touted by, you know, the Bonanza gift shop.

We are predisposed to believing them, though, because they have a funny sign!

Finally, honesty in advertising.
Finally, honesty in advertising.

Face it. If you return home after a Las Vegas visit and don’t bring back some gifts, you’ll be a pariah. Pariah-proof yourself at Bonanza Gifts, across the street from the former Sahara (soon to be SLS). It’s a one-stop, captivating cavalcade of keepsakes. A phrase we should totally trademark, by the way.